Top 10 Ways to get money

10) Ask a stranger to bum you some small coinage - you know the ranks: penny, nickel, dime, quarter - move into the bills if you dare.
9) Go hunting in hiding spots - seldom used accounts / pants / pockets / sofas / sewers
8) Look down when you walk - it might look like your sad, but who cares! you could be 1 cent richer!!! (i know, that was idiotic)
7) Push the coin return buttons on ALL machines and listen for the lovely jingle
6) Respond to a chain letter telling you to send $1 to someone. Then put your name at the top of the list for 10+ of your friends to send $1 to - remember, don't break the chain!
5) Grab someone's gold tooth
4) Return random items at walmart
3) Sell junk on craigslist
2) Look under the boardwalk
1) Jump in the local water fountains