Top 10 Things women say/think in a public restroom

10) I think this is ladies...
9) Is there a line? Are you in line?
8) Where's the bag hook!!
7) Is someone in there? The door is closed but i don't see feet!
6) Can you guard the door? there's no lock!
5) If I flush fast enough, maybe it won't smell
4) Use paper towels, there's no paper in there - or the famous,"Can you spare a square?"
3) It's dead quiet, but here it comes!!!
2) What are you looking at? Don't look at me through the cracks!!!
1) It won't flush!!!