Top 10 Perks of being married

10) Your back can be fully moisturized
9) Another income and general monetary perks
8) You can travel with a buddy
7) you don't have to face the family alone
6) you have someone to drive your get-a-way vehicle
5) you can easily redirect unwanted attention - "I'm married"
4) you can buy those nifty kits designed for 2
3) the entertainment book pays off faster
2) you don't have to ride alone or with a stranger at amusement parks
1) :) you can answer the call of the wild!