Top 10 Things Toyota recall owners can say if pulled over

 (thought of while driving home in my Toyota recalled vehicle)
10) I think this may have that problem they're talking about on the news
9) I haven't gone to Toyota for the recall yet
8) This is one of those recall cars
7) This is a Toyota
6) Hmmm...I had it on cruise control to the speed limit?!
5) Can you check to see if this is one of those recall models?
4) Somethings wrong with my car, officer!
3) The car just took off by itself!
2) The brake isn't working and the gas pedal is stuck
1) Don't stop, but shout out the window,"Sorry officer! I'm experiencing rapid acceleration and I can't stop!"